The football


Inspired by the briefcase that carried nuclear launch codes during the Cuban Missile Crisis, this case comes stocked with everything necessary to turn you into a ticking time bomb yourself (half-bottles of Patron & Grey Goose, shots of Red Bull…eyedrops), and sports a handcuff to ensure you don’t lose it, even if its contents make you do just that.

The contents:

  • 1 pair of handcuffs with 2 keys
  • Engraved plaque, personalized with 2 lines of text
  • 375 ml Patron Tequila
  • 375 ml Grey Goose Vodka
  • 10 Advil tablets
  • 24 Tums Extra Strength chewable tablets
  • (4) 2 oz Red Bull energy shots
  • .37 oz tin of Altoids
  • 0.5 oz of Bausch & Lomb eye drops
  • 1 wine bottle opener
  • 1 deck of cards
  • 5 dice
  • 350 ml Martini shaker
  • 4 shot glasses


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